Do They Think They Live Here?

So we live on this hill in a rural area with lots of trees and brush and so on, and it's kind of like deer heaven, or so they seem to think, and there are always a lot of deer running around here and we rarely fail to see them, especially late in the evening when the sun is going down, but frankly they are a nuisance and they eat everything in our yard, including flowers, but lately it's becoming a real mockery as they hang out in our yard and stick out their tongue at us and we have to go outside and chase them away, and like, do we have to go out there and hit them with a broom and say "get out of here you idiot deer" or what? and even though it's kinda cool to have deer around all the time, they act like they live here and they are not the least bit afraid of us, and they go on eating all the plants in our garden and I wouldn't be surprised to see one of them walk into our house some evening when we're eating dinner and we would look up and say, "you want some spaghetti?" and they would say no thanks I only eat your house plants, and we would frown at them and say tell me about it, they would look around and say "so what's on TV?" and so on ...